Welp, today I paid my Missouri State Sales Tax for the first time. I would really love to have that money back...
My Point of Sale program (POS to those of us in the retail industry - and if you are, then you just laughed when you read those initials because it is soo true!!) is so kind. It reminds me daily that I don't get to keep that extra 7.975% tacked on to each sale that I so graciously collect for the state. How does it do this? By not telling me about that extra money when I look at my sales reports. It's awesome!! Let me tell you why: When I run my daily sales reports, it only shows me total sales amounts for how my items are priced in the computer! Meaning: it only showes me the money that is MINE!! Why does it do this? Because POS knows that I don't get to keep this additional money. It is kind enough to not let me get my hopes up by thinking that I am making all this extra money when, in actuality, I am NOT!
But my business's checking account is not as kind. Everyday I look at my balance and I see a number greater than I am expecting. My heart gives a little flutter each time; "I'm making it!" I think. "My dream is staying alive!" And then I plummet back to earth when I look at my POS sales report and am given my reality-check: "That extra money isn't yours," it tells me. "Don't get used to it - AND DON'T SPEND IT!!"
"Right. Thanks.," I grudgingly mumble.
Well... today I had to return the extra money that I was, again, graciously, keeping safe for the State of Missouri. I'm not ashamed to say there might be a few tear drops on the check I wrote. "It was nice knowing you," I whispered, as I sealed it in it's envelope and walked it to the mailbox. "Have a good time in someone else's pocket!"
Oh well, there will be more... I hope!
No comments:
Post a Comment